sometimes i think about what if the trolls never played sgrub and feferi became empress
and she won in a showdown with the condesce, but let her live b/c feferi
so the condesce just sort of became her racist grandma that tries feebly to cull her on occasion by whacking her with her cane
~*~*~condy the racist ancestor~*~*~
Satan was here
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
YAY ITS BACK
THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
(Source: manwithpenis)
Via I'm not really a vampire
I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew (a capella) - Eddie Morton
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evening where there’s women wine and song
but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!
I’m a member of the Midnight Crew
I’m a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
The fun it doesn’t stop ‘til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what’s the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!
I’m a member of the Midnight Crew
I’m a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
I never shall forget the night I made Six Rappers’ Run
Although I didn’t have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!
I’m a member of the Midnight Crew
I’m a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
(Source: sircharlesofbutt)
literally my favourite video on the internet
lmbo, not not even funny but omggg lol
i laughheedd.
(Source: dr-o-wn)
Via The Absolute Funniest Posts!
i wasn’t going to favorite it
but eridan
ERIBABEE.
((“you aren’t evver gonna bag yourself a bitch eatin nothin but fuckin GOLDFISH” OH MY GOD I CAN’T))
honEEEEEEEEEEEEY
this was funny but i feel like it majorly contributed to the constant wweh-ing by eridan roleplayers fandomwide and now sadly it makes me want to strangle people
(Source: tomatoryoshka)
i keep thinking this could have been better but oh well!
THESE ARe my height headcanons, guess which one is my favourite
guess which one is most likely to rustle jimmies really badly
(hint: the answer to both of those is the same)
i really hope this already hasn’t been done
Has this been don yet?
Done*
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? HOW? ALREADY?
//dies
our fandom is still strong
how the fuck do you even
Via LAND OF FLUTES AND FROST
hrmnzr - Temporal Shenanigans (hrmnzr remix)
oh man it’s been a while
original song by the lovely Rachel Macwhirter and original album art by http://alliebirdseed.tumblr.com/ with some dumbbutt glitching on it
you should listen to this
About me
I'm Elli, a kid in highschool. I like touhou and other stuff, I guess.
